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Psycho Steve has been out on the campaign trail this week doing his best to ensure a Labour victory in the forth-coming by-election. His door-step patter has gone down a treat with the locals as he has single handedly worked hard to motivate that core Labour vote that may be wavering. Psycho Steve says you should vote for Labour because:
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Labour are saving the planet with aggressive motoring and vehicle taxation designed to hit the masses rather than the main polluters.
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Labour have managed to keep all their promises, especially those on subjects that ‘are too complicated’ for the electorate to understand … yes, just like the EU Constution.
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Labour are saving the planet by ensuring that industry struggles to get off the ground or by making it easier for foreign interests to buy out British industry and centralise operations abroad.
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Labour are ‘helping’ you back into work by oppressive measures rather than business development.
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Labour has done a sterling job over the last 50 odd years in Glasgow East improving their [short] lives inordinately.
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Labour is supported by war veterans like this chap, eh, um, actually never mind …
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Labour created war veterans by entering into illegal wars, wars fought in by a disproportionate number of Scots … many, no doubt, from your area.
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Labour has never been involved in Scandal … ever. What? Cash for honours … and Wendy Alexander broke the law you say … Labour links to Enron … ok, maybe a little scandal then.
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Labour know that most people believe in the union … which is why they don’t want you to have a say on the future of the country.
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Labour is the only defence against the ‘evil tory party’ … what’s that? You don’t see the difference between Labour and the Tories … Ok, Labour are keen to spend £3,000,000 on Thatcher’s funeral, but I don’t see why you should be affronted by that?
Psycho Steve says:
VOTE LABOUR YOU SCUMBAG!
Meant to say, see more of Psycho Steve here.
