Surprised Sampson was surprised to discover that Deadwood [link] had knicked his pipe! Although his relief was palpable when he realised that the evil weed would no longer have it’s insidious hold over him … Deadwood was welcome to it, afterall Surprised Sampson had never liked the big nosed sod who had run off with the Old Man of The Wood’s [link] wife, Old Woman of the Wood [link] .

larger image here

Bearing this in mind Surprised Sampson was about to toddle off to visit his friend Mr Change [link] when much to his dismay he discovered that he didn’t have any legs …