EDIT
THIS POST HAS BEEN SANITISED.
THERE IS NO I***** **X HERE.
BUGGER OFF!
Who? Me? No. Never! I’m not even sure how that might be defined, although I doubt it’s as simplistic as it might look … not that I’m looking … arrrrgghhhh! Why am I banging on about “i****** **x”? Search results. Or more specifically search results that lead ‘here’.
Firstly however, let’s play a little game of spot the difference of spot the difference:
“how long can I leave almond icing wiout the cake bleeding fruit through“
and
“how long can I leave almond icing i***** **x the cake bleeding fruit through”
Did you spot it? Did you notice how it just slipped in there? The first is a genuine search term used by a peep, the second is Crawler’s ‘did you mean‘ option!
It isn’t a lust for “i***** **x” however that has prompted this post it was a tag from 21st Century Mum. I haven’t had too manyweird searches leading to my blog, although there are one or two!
So! If you want to “piss in my mouth” then you had best “piss” off! Perhaps you should stick to a more traditional paper based pornography option for your “playboy bunny” or watch some of the “true grit naughty comic videos“, which I’m sure you must have found by now and downloaded!
If it’s bunny flesh you’re looking for it’s here!
Sometimes peeps are intent on punctuating “pie. requiem. movies.” – what were you looking for anyway? Something to snack on whilst watching a not entirely unreasonable German deamon possession movie? Are you fat? Did your belly keep bumping all “.” button? STOP EATING ALL THE PIES!
AND!!!
why oh why oh why are people searching for”toddler fighting“? It’s old news. Unless there is a new case I’m unaware of!
I am however pleased that various search terms including “christmas cake” and “draughts through sockets” will find my blog. These I have!
interesting stuff… im gonna go and check my own keywords and report them…
i for example know that, every month, the top keywords for my italian blog are always dirty. and the blog is purely political. i guess it follows that politics is dirty.
not a bad argument, come to think of it ;-)
By: yucca on 21 November, 2007
at 11:37 am
Of course now that I’ve posted this comment I have merely served to perpetuate the problem … of course the title dodn’t help matters either!
You have been warned!
Politicans? Yup, dirty beggers the lot of them … I hear tell that the italian ones are amongst the worst though ;)
By: Alasdair on 21 November, 2007
at 11:20 pm
Thanks for following that one up Alasdair. Ever since my post, I am now getting LOADS more of naughty mummy search hits. If your comments are indexed so will you from now on…OOPS Sorry ;-)
By: 21st Century Mummy on 23 November, 2007
at 6:52 pm
Not a problem! They always make me laugh anyway!!
By: Alasdair on 23 November, 2007
at 11:00 pm
LOL So funny, i have started a similar blog post and just need to find time to finish it
By: Laura McIntyre on 1 December, 2007
at 9:24 am
Hi Laura,
It’s just bizarre some of the things people will search for and that these bizarre searches somehow end up here or, in your case, there!
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at 10:47 pm
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