Who? Me? No. Never! I’m not even sure how that might be defined, although I doubt it’s as simplistic as it might look … not that I’m looking … arrrrgghhhh! Why am I banging on about “indian sex”? Search results. Or more specifically search results that lead ‘here’.
Firstly however, let’s play a little game of spot the difference of spot the difference:
“how long can I leave almond icing wiout the cake bleeding fruit through“
and
“how long can I leave almond icing indian sex the cake bleeding fruit through”
Did you spot it? Did you notice how it just slipped in there? The first is a genuine search term used by a peep, the second is Crawler’s ‘did you mean‘ option!
It isn’t a lust for “indian sex” however that has prompted this post it was a tag from 21st Century Mum. I haven’t had too manyweird searches leading to my blog, although there are one or two!
So! If you want to “piss in my mouth” then you had best “piss” off! Perhaps you should stick to a more traditional paper based pornography option for your “playboy bunny” or watch some of the “true grit naughty comic videos“, which I’m sure you must have found by now and downloaded!
If it’s bunny flesh you’re looking for it’s here!
Sometimes peeps are intent on punctuating “pie. requiem. movies.” - what were you looking for anyway? Something to snack on whilst watching a not entirely unreasonable German deamon possession movie? Are you fat? Did your belly keep bumping all “.” button? STOP EATING ALL THE PIES!
AND!!!
why oh why oh why are people searching for”toddler fighting“? It’s old news. Unless there is a new case I’m unaware of!
I am however pleased that various search terms including “christmas cake” and “draughts through sockets” will find my blog. These I have!
