You.
Have.
Been.
Warned!
The inimitable Jo Beufoix has awarded me a:
“I made someone laugh so much their head fell off” Award

It’s probably lucky for you that I’m not feeling particularly funny at the moment, else you’d probably be carrying your head about in a bucket! If you want a real laugh though, take a nip over to Jo’s because she really can raise a chuckle, with tales sadistic slugs and the funniest Santa Claus on the planet!
Jo insists that I mix politics with hilarity, yet I fear that my hilarity may have been usurped by the very ‘reasoned’ ramblings of the sociopathic commenter who hates Jocks, even more than he hates himself, yet has seen fit to name himself cujimmy?!
Clearly a really confused little soul given his attack on me and my kinsmen from his university lab in Indiana, in the USA - although sadly I think he may be English. Quite the ambassador for his country then … look hereand see just how incoherent he is! Now after three say “awww, puir wee jimmy”
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AWWWW, PUIR WEE JIMMY
There you go son, we’re all sending you some love and hoping you get over your ‘issues’ quickly … either that or you keep taking your medication. Perhaps if yer heid fell aff you’d feel aw better, eh?
Alas, I digress, many thanks to Jo for the award and congratulations to everyone else who was given one, for your entertainment here they are:
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Confessions of a Rotten Correspondent
A Snowballs Chance in …
Missing You Already
Mommified me
Corey
Kim
Avery
Leendaluu
Akelamalu
Bellevelma
Dumdad
Englishmum
Ingenious Rose
Troy
Absolutely Bananas
Brillig
Belle
Mad Goat Lady
Lori
Running in Wellies






