… aboot this hoose!
here’s a moose
here’s it loose
here’s it in ma hoose!
R.I.P.
Sorry that was all slightly tasteless wasn’t it! But just to lighten things up a bit …
… there was no malice intended towards the wee blighter, but given that it’s chewed one of the dog’s blanket to pieces, nested in one of the lad’s old shoes, pee’d and poo’d all over the cupboard under the sink, the bathroom sink, scared the mrs whilst she was indisposed on the lav and, most importantly, eaten ma tatties oot the garden.
Well.
He had it coming!
